Onnicle Challenge – 3

Beyond the long unruly locks of hair lies a highly-evolved, fully-functional amazingly-creative human being. The next onnicle comes from Shreyon Moniz, the sweet well-behaved guy next door who suddenly transforms into a possessed, head-banging maniac when you hand him a guitar. No points for guessing what his onnicle is all about.

OnniClue:
10 of the greatest guitarists of all time (according to Rolling Stones)

If you can identify all of them, submit your answer as a comment to this post. Alternatively, send an email with the list of names to:onnicles [at] gmail [dot] com

Onnicle 3:
“Life on the edge of a precipice”

When I left Panjim, my family bid me goodbye at the doorstep. Henry, my son, was 6 years old. He was a big fan of Mickey Mouse. My house was in front of the sealink where I saw rays of the morning sun each day without fail! I used to take my dog for a walk and on the way back I used to gulp down a franky from a bakery nearby. My mom used to stitch white Kurtas for a living. She was a big fan of Abacus till she became old. My brother Neil was a consultant for McKinsey & Co, Bain & Co and now for Ernst & Young. Back then, he was the first guy to own a pager downtown.

I boarded an evening flight which got hijacked within 15 minutes of departure. One of the terrorists had to zap passengers to intimidate them. These terrorists, unabashed, die and kill if provoked. Seven injured people were extricated and taken in a van to the hospital. The chief air marshal entered and killed all the terrorists. Those were the scenes from a fatal tragedy. I’m happy to be alive and telling all this.

14 thoughts on “Onnicle Challenge – 3”

  1. "Life on THE EDGE of a precipice"

    When I left PanJIM, MY family bid me goodbye at the doorSTEP. HENry, my son, was 6 years old. He was a big fan of MICKEY Mouse. My house was in front of the seaLINK where I saW RAYs of the morning sun each day without fail! I used to take my dog for a walk and on the way back I used to gulp down a FRANKy from a BAKERy nearby. My mom used to stitch WHITE KURTas for a living. She was a big fan of AbacuS TILL She became old. My brother NEIL was a consultant for McKinsey & CO, BAIN & Co and now for Ernst & YOUNG. Back then, he was the first guy to own a PAGEr downtown.

    I boarded an evening flight which got hiJACKed within 15 minutes of departure. One of the terrorists had to ZAP PAssengers to intimidate them. These terrorists, unabashED, DIE and kill if provoked. Seven injured people were extricated and taken in a VAN to the hospital. The chief air marsHAL ENtered and killed all the terrorists. Those were the scenes from a fatal tragedy. I'm happy to be alive and telling all this.

    1. The Edge

    2. Jimmy Page

    3. Link Wray

    4. Neil Young

    5. Frank Zappa

    6. Eddie Van Halen

    7. Kurt Cobain

    8. Mickey Baker

    9. Jack White

    10. Stephen Stills

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  2. Oh, ok… no i'm getting the drift of it! Too intellectual for me, i'll admit! But great stuff. Keep it up. :)

    Maithilee

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  3. Wasn't sure if I should do this: But saw it on the other ones so..

    "Life on THE EDGE of a precipice"

    When I left PanJIM, MY family bid me goodbye at the doorSTEP. HENry, my son, was 6 years old. He was a big fan of MICKEY Mouse. My house was in front of the seaLINK where I saW RAYs of the morning sun each day without fail! I used to take my dog for a walk and on the way back I used to gulp down a FRANKy from a BAKERy nearby. My mom used to stitch WHITE KURTas for a living. She was a big fan of AbacuS TILL She became old. My brother NEIL was a consultant for McKinsey & CO, BAIN & Co and now for Ernst & YOUNG. Back then, he was the first guy to own a PAGEr downtown.

    I boarded an evening flight which got hiJACKed within 15 minutes of departure. One of the terrorists had to ZAP PAssengers to intimidate them. These terrorists, unabashED, DIE and kill if provoked. Seven injured people were extricated and taken in a VAN to the hospital. The chief air marsHAL ENtered and killed all the terrorists. Those were the scenes from a fatal tragedy. I'm happy to be alive and telling all this.

    Aditi

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  4. Its tough man. Bt i got few of dem:-
    1.the edge ,
    2.link wray ,
    3.neil young ,
    4.van halen ,
    5. Jimmy ( jimmy page)
    6. Mickey baker
    7. Frank zappa
    m nt 100% sure for last three coz i found dem very distant. Well m trying more…

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  5. Wonderful! All you've gotta do now if sit back, take a few deep breaths and wait for the results next Friday.

    – The Onnicle person
    (not sure how my mom would react when she finds out what people have started calling her son these days)

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  6. 1.The Edge ,
    2.Henry (Henry Vestine) , 3.Jimmy Page ,
    4.Mickey Baker ,
    5.Link Wray ,
    6.Frank Zappa ,
    7.Jack White ,
    8.Kurt Cobain ,
    9.Neil Young ,
    10.Van Halen

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  7. THE EDGE (REAL NAME DAVE EVANS)
    JIMMY PAGE
    STEPHEN STILL
    MICKEY BAKER
    LINK WRAY
    KURT COBAIN
    NEIL YOUNG
    JACK WHITE
    FRANK ZAPPA
    EDDIE VAN HALEN

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  8. i think a better way is to post a question and answer it myself…..atleast this would continue the misconception of me being smart:)

    Thank God its thursday….

    Sahin

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